Golden Ratio - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Sweatshirt

Mathematicians cannot yet explain why this ratio exists. Or why dogs are so cute when they sleep.

GOLDEN RATIO: Nature's blueprint for perfect form. Found in sunflowers, nautilus shells, Renaissance masterpieces, and apparently, your dog when he's asleep on the couch.

Science has confirmed what you suspected all along. He's not just a good boy. He's objectively, geometrically, mathematically a good boy. His goodness is expressed as a law of nature.

GET LOVE with the Neo Maximus Pets Collection. Better than best friends.

The sweatshirt: Gildan 18000. 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, medium-heavy weight (8.0 oz), classic crew neckline, seamless body construction. Double-needle stitching throughout. Tear-away label. Ethically grown US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified dyes.

Note: The Captain does not endorse inferior retrieval technique. Two balls minimum. No exceptions.

Note: Captain fell asleep on this shirt while reviewing it. Consider that an endorsement.

 Disclaimers:

- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton