Golden Ratio - Unisex Softstyle Tee

Golden Ratio - Unisex Softstyle Tee

White / S
$29.99
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
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Golden Ratio - Unisex Softstyle Tee

$29.99
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 

Mathematicians cannot yet explain why this ratio exists. Or why dogs are so cute when they sleep.

GOLDEN RATIO: Nature's blueprint for perfect form. Found in sunflowers, nautilus shells, Renaissance masterpieces, and apparently, your dog when he's asleep on the couch.

Science has confirmed what you suspected all along. He's not just a good boy. He's objectively, geometrically, mathematically a good boy. His goodness is expressed as a law of nature.

GET LOVE with the Neo Maximus Pets Collection. Better than best friends.

The tee: Gildan Softstyle® 64000. 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight (4.5 oz), no side seams, ribbed-knit collar. Tear-away label. Ethically grown US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified.

Note: No dogs were disturbed during the making of this shirt. He was already asleep.

Note: Captain fell asleep on this shirt while reviewing it. Consider that an endorsement.

Disclaimer:

- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

.: Fabric blends: Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

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