Golden Ratio - Unisex Supply Hoodie

Mathematicians cannot yet explain why this ratio exists. Or why dogs are so cute when they sleep.

GOLDEN RATIO: Nature's blueprint for perfect form. Found in sunflowers, nautilus shells, Renaissance masterpieces, and apparently, your dog when he's asleep on the couch.

Science has confirmed what you suspected all along. He's not just a good boy. He's objectively, geometrically, mathematically a good boy. His goodness is expressed as a law of nature.

GET LOVE with the Neo Maximus Pets Collection. Better than best friends.

Note: The Captain does not endorse inferior retrieval technique. Two balls minimum. No exceptions.

Note: Captain fell asleep on this shirt while reviewing it. Consider that an endorsement.

.: 80% cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)

.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.5 oz /yd² (290 g/m²))

.: Tear away label

.: Regular fit