Groundhog Date - Unisex Jersey Tank

College life can feel like an endless loop of bad decisions.... Oh, I forgot what point I was trying to make.

groundhog date / graʊndhag det / n. When you feel like you've hooked up before but you can't remember.

See also: junior year, the whole thing.

GET WILD with the Neo Maximus College Collection. Reckless nostalgia, responsibly made.

The tank: 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, light fabric (4.2 oz), retail fit, tear-away label, runs true to size. Built for the kind of night this shirt is describing.

Note: If this definition applies to more than three people at this party, that's statistically impressive and legally complicated.