Groundhog Date - Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

College life can feel like an endless loop of bad decisions.... Oh, I forgot what point I was trying to make.

groundhog date / graʊndhag det / n. When you feel like you've hooked up before but you can't remember.

See also: junior year, the whole thing.

GET WILD with the Neo Maximus College Collection. Reckless nostalgia, responsibly made.

The tee: Gildan Softstyle® 64000. 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight (4.5 oz), no side seams, ribbed-knit collar. Tear-away label. Soft enough to wear the morning after. Ethically grown US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified.

Note: White variant may appear off-white. Heather colorways use cotton-poly blends — see details. If this definition applies to more than three people at this party, that's statistically impressive and legally complicated.