Humiliation Ritual - Unisex Cotton Crew Tee

“These are not the shoes you’re looking for.”

Remove your shoes, your belt and your dignity. Forfeit your rights and your privacy so you can get sealed in a metal tube full of crazies and hurled through the sky. Sounds fair.

This is the HUMILIATION RITUAL. Perform it without cracking jokes. Remove your shoes. Save the world. Totally worth it. Cincinnati is beautiful this time of year.

GET LOST with the Neo Maximus Travel Collection.

Note: Reach-arounds not guaranteed. Check with your TSA agent.

.: Unisex cotton crew tee crafted with a light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)), making it an excellent all-season staple.