Humiliation Ritual - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

“These are not the shoes you’re looking for.”

Remove your shoes, your belt and your dignity. Forfeit your rights and your privacy so you can get sealed in a metal tube full of crazies and hurled through the sky. Sounds fair.

This is the HUMILIATION RITUAL. Perform it without cracking jokes. Remove your shoes. Save the world. Totally worth it. Cincinnati is beautiful this time of year.

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Note: Reach-arounds not guaranteed. Check with your TSA agent.

.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend.

.: Pearlized tear-away label.

.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is crafted from ethically grown US cotton and backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX certified dyes that meet safety and environmental standards.

.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton