Vitruvian Scan - Unisex Softstyle Tee

Life imitates art.

Nearly lost to history, buried deep within the private notebooks of a genius, was the Vitruvian Scan. An invention hundreds of years before its time. Luckily for us, the TSA rescued it from obscurity, allowing the citizens of the world to expose themselves to art.

Please stand like this. Give up all your data for the greater good.

GET LOST with the Neo Maximus Travel Collection.

The tee: Gildan Softstyle® 64000. 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight (4.5 oz), no side seams for a cleaner fit, ribbed-knit collar that actually stays put. Tear-away label. Soft enough to wear through security. Printed sharp enough to confuse the agents on the other side. Ethically grown US cotton, OEKO-TEX certified.

Note: White variant may appear off-white. Heather colorways use cotton-poly blends — see details. Not responsible for confusing TSA agents. Wear at your own frisk.